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Good Friday Morning! Except for the “Jessicas” and “chopplegangers” out there. Gen-Z is adding new words to the lexicon. Instead of calling those middle-aged women who demand to see a manager a “Karen,” Gen-Z has renamed them “Jessica.”
According to the NYPost, “On social media, the Jessica mentions are piling up fast. From Patagonia quarter zip-sporting moms who complain they ‘look homeless today’ (classic Jessica) to the kind of people who ruin everything with their unknowingly irritating behavior — not today, Jessica! — TikTok and the like have found a new punching bag.”
Combine this with a choppelganger, and you get a toxic mix for sure. Again, the NYPost, “‘Choppelganger,’ the latest term being thrown around by today’s kids, is not to be confused with ‘doppelganger.’ While the latter refers to someone who looks exactly like another person, being called a choppelganger is not polite. Since apparently the word ‘chopped’ is now used by today’s youth to call another person ugly, choppelganger refers to someone’s uglier copy.”
You learn something new every day. Speaking of, I’m going to dip into the Supreme Court this week and talk about the big case on women’s sports – links to follow.
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Liberals Pretend To Not Understand Minnesota ICE Shooting – Conservative Institute
The Lasting Lessons Of Dilbert And Scott Adams – Conservative Institute
Minneapolis Doesn’t Need Resistance — It Needs Rule of Law – Conservative Institute
Supreme Court Appears Ready to Back States on Transgender Athlete Sports Laws
Title IX, of all things, should make conservatives cautious about judicial creativity here. The statute did enormous good by expanding women’s educational and sporting opportunities. If courts reinterpret it to require access to the female category based on gender identity, they risk converting Title IX from a shield for women’s sports into a tool that dissolves the category it was meant to protect.
Civil rights law still has to operate through administrable lines, especially in K–12 settings. If the country wants a new national standard—say, a separate “open“ division or sport-by-sport eligibility rules built around competitive equity—legislatures can debate it publicly, write it precisely, and own the consequences.
What courts shouldn’t do is treat “sex“ as a moving target under Title IX, or convert equal protection into a mandate for medicalized exceptions that schools can’t implement cleanly.
A narrow, disciplined ruling is available. Uphold these state laws as permissible sex-based team designations, and say explicitly that the Court is not deciding whether states that choose transgender-inclusive policies violate the Constitution.
In a pluralistic country, that’s the proper posture: let states argue it out, let voters hold officials accountable, and let Congress speak clearly if it wants to nationalize a different rule.
But don’t pretend you can protect women’s sports while making the women’s category negotiable. A category you can’t enforce is a category you don’t really have.
One last point, I’m ignoring the liberal justice arguments. None of them is worth even considering. The least important is Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson. Last term, I thought, perhaps her clerks were letting her down. She routinely appeared unprepared for oral arguments, produced poorly written long screeds, and made arguments with no basis in law or fact.
This term, we’ve learned it’s not the clerks. It’s her. There’s just no other way to put it: she doesn’t belong on the Supreme Court. Her performance on this case alone was embarrassing. She didn’t know basic points of law, that I’d assume any Con Law 1 student would understand.
This isn’t a partisan criticism, either. If I polled conservative lawyers on the Supreme Court Justices, Justice Elena Kagan would have high popularity. She is easily the best writer on the Court and one of the smartest to ever sit on the Court. That’s the opinion from conservatives from Scalia on down.
Justice Jackson makes points that make you question how she has a law degree. I’ve heavily criticized Justice Sonya Sotomayor and don’t consider her a good justice. But Jackson makes Sotomayor look good in comparison. And that’s astonishing to think when you’re dealing with cases at the level we are now. It’s shocking to watch. Biden is going to go down as one of the worst presidents, and having nominated one of the worst justices.
Links of the week
Why can’t Democrats speak frankly about Iran? – The Spectator
The Bankruptcy of the Democrats’ Elvis Presley Approach to Immigration: “Don’t Be Cruel” makes for a great song but terrible policy. – The Liberal Patriot
Woke Will Never Go Broke – Chronicles
Looking Left: Trump Willing To Work With Sen. Warren on Affordability – RealClearPolitics
SEC SCOTT BESSENT: How to stop fraud in Minnesota—and across the country – Fox News
Fraud Prevention Is a Hidden Key to Housing Affordability – RealClearPolitics
The Supreme Court Can’t Dodge Biology: Oral arguments over state sports laws underscored a simple truth: sex categories exist for a reason. – City Journal
Trump has a chance to end Khamenei’s reign of terror in Iran – NYPost
Why even death doesn’t halt the media attacks on Scott Adams – NYPost
X/Twitter Thread(s) of the week
A terrifying thread of one man’s trip through the UK’s socialized healthcare program.
Satire of the week
British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good – Onion
NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S. – Babylon Bee
Nicolás Maduro to return in Avengers: Doomsday – Duffel Blog
Man Down to Last Unstained White T-Shirt Gambles on Meatball Sub – The Hard Times
Fallout Fan Has Same Music Taste As Grandpa – The Hard Drive
Medical Bill For Hospital Visit Now Arriving Faster Than Ambulance – Waterford Whispers News